That is not a toy!

So I was in the drug store the other day and what do I spot, but a "new" kind of trojan, with a vibrating ring. Now, let me go on the record and say that I think its a great idea. What cracked me up though, was the first thing I read on the back: This is not a toy. Do not give to children. Now, seriously, who in their right mind would give that to a child? Actually, let me just quote from the site:

Precaution:
For good sexual health, proper use of a condom is suggested. If used, the condom should be put on first and then the ring put on over the condom.

Instructions for use:

1. Put ring on erect penis with vibrator on top side and protruding bump facing forward.
   
2. Position the ring on the base of the penis.
   
3. To activate vibration, carefully press the on/off switch inward. The switch is located on the side of the vibrator. Vibration will last about 20 minutes or until the self contained battery is exhausted.


4. To stop vibration, carefully pull on/off switch outward until vibration stops.

Cautions for use of vibrating ring:
This is not a toy for children. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Do not disassemble - contains small parts that may present a choking or other hazard for children. Do not use if there is any sign of battery leakage (liquid seeping from housing). Do not reuse - use only once, discard after use and dispose of properly. Contains an alkaline manganese button cell battery, dispose of according to local law. Discontinue use if any penile discomfort such as irritation, swelling, or discoloration develops. If either partner experiences irritation or any discomfort stop use immediately. Do no use more than 20 to 30 minutes. For external use only.

Only 20 minutes? Well far be it from me to question Trojan, I'm sure they know that they are doing, but I can't help thinking that there will be some very disappointed women out there!